Originally posted by jigg me and a friend were flying back to Europe from DFW airport we get on the plane and it turns out we'll have to be on different seats even though i specifially said I wanted us to fly together. so i sit next to the window hoping nobody would come next to me but this dude shows up and he's like i want my seat i want my seat, move now move. fucking whiner i tell to myself so I move he gets on his window seat and stops bitching my friend is 4-5 rows infront of me and she turns around and sees that im on a different seat and asks me what's going on so being me, instead of speaking in english, i speak in bulgarian and tell her "that ass next to me whined he wanted his fucking seat so i had to move" we kept laughing and making fun of him for a couple minutes next thing i see the dude's opening one of the mags reading and after about a minute, as we laugh and make fun of him, he mumbles under his nose "i think i hear bulgarian language being spoken around here" - in Bulgarian nevertheless he was such a sheep she got him to pay for her meal in Gatwick airport - $14 and left him thinking he'll get a call from her and a date

Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.