me and a friend were flying back to Europe from DFW airport
we get on the plane and it turns out we'll have to be on different seats even though i specifially said I wanted us to fly together.
so i sit next to the window hoping nobody would come next to me but this dude shows up and he's like i want my seat i want my seat, move now move. fucking whiner i tell to myself
so I move he gets on his window seat and stops bitching
my friend is 4-5 rows infront of me and she turns around and sees that im on a different seat and asks me what's going on
so being me, instead of speaking in english, i speak in bulgarian and tell her "that ass next to me whined he wanted his fucking seat so i had to move"
we kept laughing and making fun of him for a couple minutes
next thing i see the dude's opening one of the mags reading and after about a minute, as we laugh and make fun of him, he mumbles under his nose
"i think i hear bulgarian language being spoken around here" - in Bulgarian
nevertheless he was such a sheep she got him to pay for her meal in Gatwick airport - $14 and left him thinking he'll get a call from her and a date
