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Originally posted by kBizzle
OK since I got the "story telling genes" in the family I'll share the Snoop Dogg story
D sends over a HUGE wire to William Morris for Snoop to play IN FULL.
We are really excited to have him come and play.
All week we are told by many industry insiders that Snoop is famous for not showing up and stiffing promoters.
This prompts D and I to get a little concerned as you can imagin. Having a house full of a bunch of pimped out webmasters and sponsors who paid as HIGH as $50,000 ( thanks CE) You can imagine the emnormous stress that D$ and I shared at midnight when we didn't see or hear a word from Snoop.
I am backstage going literally crazy waiting. the clock strikes 12:15 am and I am holding a hockey jersey ( Players Ball jersey that says SNOOP #!) and a bag of Humboldt's finest - thanks to ..
well he knows who he is...
I am anxiously awaiting Snoop's arrival.
12:30 am the freight elevator in the back of the Venetian opens up, and much like a circus that has the car packed with a silly amount of clowns , they start shuffling out
One by one I see 75 REAL true life PIMPS come out of the elevator with Don Magic Juan. Then I see 7 bodyguards come rolling out and finally I see Snoop saunter his way in wearing his baby blue cape and pimp suit complete with pimp glass.
I hand him his bag of chronic- give him his hockey jersey and he says " that's good lookin' cuz"
I then say "hold on a minute Snoop, I have someone here who wants to meet you real bad".
I then grab Jenna Jameson and proceed to lead her through the entourage of rib and chicken eating homies- and bring her to the rear of the dressing room where Snoop was sitting like a king in his throne.
I then say to Snoop- " Snoop I want you to meet the biggest pornstar in the world- Jenna Jameson"
He looks at her and with a wink he says I" know who you are, and I gots to say..I ain't mad at ya"!
They speak for a few minutes and then I tell Snoop he is on whenever he is ready.
He leaves the backstage area to proceed t the stage when one of his ridiculously huge bodyguards grabs me as I am standing alone in Snoop's dressing room.
he picks me up off th floor and pins me against the wall and asks who the hell I am ...
Just then another bodyguard walks in and says "he is one of the promoters- he is cool put him down"
he then brushes my shoulders off and fixes my tie- I say to the 350 plus black gentleman.
"It's a damn good thing you put me down when you did, otherwise I was going to open a can of WHOOP ASS ON YA!"
He starts to laugh- I then say " A Salaam A leggum" and he cracks the fuck up
After seeing me in my pimp suit- and saying that - both Snoop and his people to this day still laugh about it.
In fact the way I got my GFY nick was when 6 mos later Snoop won his AVN award I was standing backstage- he walks off the stage ad says
" Kbizzle!"
I look at him and say " You rememeber me?"
I was floored.
he replies.
"You are Kbizzle- Dmizzle's brizzle from the Plizzle Bizzle, you are da nigga who introduced me to Jenna Jameson, how can I forget you"
We then went to the afterparty at the WB in the Venetian I tell Snoop I left my weed in the room - I am standing with my date at the time HOUSTON and he grabs an ounce out of his pocket and puts it in my suit pocket-
we proceeded to smoke and hangout all night- In fact
I ditched Houston and ended up fucking around with the Penthouse pet of the Millenium that
I also got busted at 6am...but that's another story.
:-))
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HAHA Nice life.. gotta love that shit.. Good story.. you still got my vote for the players VIP (as if you need them)... Next in line would be sherm for getting fucked outta his chance when he had it.. Not that my vote counts for shit but my
