Mr. Jim

I was waitin on the 10th floor in the famed lobby of the LFP offices for an appointment....routine done it a million times.

I am watching a young asian woman approach the receptiion area when i see her feet are filthy....

it caught my eye....

She begins to tell Reception that she is ther eto see Larry Yada Yada Yada....

It is clear within seconds this chick is spun....I mean way spun...

So she starts saying she has powers and that she has voices telling her she has to see larry right now to show him how good she is at anal....

She then eye locks with me and starts getting really nervous and talking to herself and keeps telling me " I know all about you....i know you are going to tell them....all of them blah fucking blah....

so i hang up the call i am on and keep the phone to my ear so I can pretend i am not paying any attention....sher then tries to make a break for the hall toward larry's office.

Reception flips and tell her to come back....i am assuming sucurity was called at thius point them like a scener from a weird film......

the girls oleans on thwe desk to tell reception that she has this card that talks to her and it was telling her to go down the hall.....the card was one reception just handed her.......

so she is yammering on about nothing when i was frozen....

Larry was coming down the hall with his man doug......

they glided behind her without as much as a slight sound without the girl ever seeing them.......

it was thew most bizarre 15 seconds i have been in since being at war.....

she would have attacked i guarantee....she was only 80 pounds so doug would have just grabbed her and stuffed her in his pocket and then to the street but to see how close i was to seeing a crazy scene was unreal.....

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