One time I was in Mexico and I had a great deal on some flour. So I had the guy pack up a couple of kilos of it and put it in my truck. Coming across the U.S./Mexican border they got suspicious for some odd reason and decided to search my truck.
Not sure why they would be suspicious, I just rolled with the punches and went a long with the search. No biggie, I wasn't doing anything wrong. They found the flour and questioned me about it. I told them about Pedro and the great deal he gave me on the flour so I bought it in bulk. I even offered to give them all of Pedro's contact info so they could take advantage of his great flour deal!
They detained me and tested my flour. They made brownies, bisquits, muffins, cookies, and a nice little batch of snickerdoodles. They came to the conclusion that it was indeed flour and not cocaine so they let me go.
