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Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of ****** out of their mouth.
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A ****** dressed for church.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check
How do you stop a ****** from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both ******s.
What do you do if you see a ****** with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.
Whats the differance between Afghanistan and Christmas?
Christmas will be here this year.
Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My ****** I can paint him whatever color I want.
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