fuck it.... I retract my submission..... let's do it.
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Amp, my dear new friend, I'm glad you could take time out of your busy posting schedule to reply to this paltry little observation I made.
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my pleasure...
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You're obviously not perceptive enough to understand the wit behind my name.
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wit? yeah..... that's witty alright...
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I can't really oblige you with an intricately detailed explanation, although I know this is what you were hoping for.
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you'd love to think so wouldn't ya....
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It's funny that you're so narrow minded that you don't even understand that the name is a blatant mockery of the adult industry; It's a personification of all the falseness and superficiality that is so ever-present,
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yeah.... okay.... if you say so, then it must be.
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but you obviously cannot understand it. It's most likely superfluous to even bother explaining, as you'll never get it. Probably because you can't see beyond the scope of your own little reality, which consists of beer, long shoeless days, and incessant GFY msg board postings. And Amp, you don't even realize that you're a paradigm of the very things that my name ridicules.
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yep.... I'm just a dumb monkey...
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I wonder if any of you are familiar with Plato's Allegory of the Cave (From Book VI of The Republic). This is Amputate. And he is a microcosm of this industry collectively.
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this should be good....
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To explain it simply, there are a group of people who are chained to a bench facing a wall in the cave. Behind them is a fire and a wall. In front of the wall are puppeteers. These puppeteers move their puppets, and the image of this is reflected off the wall onto the wall of the cave, and the prisoners in the cave see this, and are completely convinced this is reality. All that exists to them are the shadows on the wall, moving back and forth. When one of the prisoners is released, and sees the real world, and then returns to the cave and blah blah fucking blah....
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oh my god.... you're possesed!
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Anyway, this is why you don't understand what my name meant.. You're trapped in a cave.
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a cave.... gotcha.....
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Ok, now to condescend to your level, just the other day you were trying to convince everyone how this board shouldn't be taken seriously, and it is a place to vent --
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I don't remember saying "vent"... I thought I said "to have fun".
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Yet, you unyieldingly try to convince everyone that you actually have something useful to say by continuing to post.
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I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything.... where did you get this from?
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Or perhaps you just acknowledge that you have nothing constructive to add and just like to see your name,
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you gotta admit.... the name IS pretty cool....
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and are trying to run up your posting #'s
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why are some people so obsessed with my damn post number? It's a freakin' number for fuck's sake.... are you one of those guys that has to wash your hands 5 times and then put gloves on to go outside?
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(I'm sure to make up for a lack of good sign up #'s).
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signup numbers? you mean I'm supposed to have signup numbers too?
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Whichever is the case, it's quite funny. Your name is very creative, by the way -- I marvel that I couldn't have thought of something so terribly witty.
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don't let it give you headaches....
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Another thing that is amusing is that you didn't try to refute the latter example of my post:
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because you're b-o-r-i-n-g Donnie! my god.... get a freakin' clue man....
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"blah blah blah... "
I guess you have to agree with me by default, because in this case, you are THE text book case of one who uses the board as a place to develop an alternative personality, and quite obsessively at that (7000 posts speaks for itself).
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again with my post count..... you're right... someone is obsessing with it...
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I'm thinking that I am done wasting my time arguing with you,
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dude.... you have nothing better to do and you know it... don;t lie to yourself... you're fanatical.
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as you can't possibly think of a retort predicated upon anything other than childish insults.
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nice... close the gate to that path before it's even an option.... that's good man... probably the best thing in your whole post. Kudos.
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p.s. - don't forget to check your stats for this half-hour, you might have another 20 clicks or so.
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stats? clicks? what are these things you speak of?
okay Donnie.... this was fun, but ever so time consuming, and really.... to be completely honest with you for a moment... I'm bored to tears with it now.... so, have a good time.... play nice with others..... and don't hurt yourself trying to figure me out anymore, cuz you're not even in the ballpark.
good attempts.... very inspiring.... but not even close.
Prost!
