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Old 12-02-2004, 10:00 AM  
Tala
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Quote:
Originally posted by candyflip
A busybody visited her bachelor neighbor and said, "You're 45 years old and have never been married. I have alovely niece your age. Say the word and I'll introduce you."

"Don't bother," the bachelor said. "I have two sisters who look after all my needs."

The meddlesome woman replied, "That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife.:

The bachelor said, "I said two sisters. I didn't say they were my sisters."
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