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Old 12-01-2004, 03:20 PM  
Tala
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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Snappy Answer #6

THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's

final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses

for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a

nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or

illness, or a death in your immediate family but

that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his

hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said

I was suffering from complete and utter sexual

exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their

laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles

sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "

Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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