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Originally posted by thePelican
mayo = good
miracle whip = nasty
miracle whip not = mayo
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Love mayo...hate miracle whip.
My stepmonster used to eat miracle whip, so I would buy my own mayo. The bitch would put Miracle Whip in the jar when they mayo got low....
Finally, one day she had college friends in town from Cali. I made a big juicy burger (dripping in mayo of course) and almost threw up because it was miracle whip. Threw the burger on the bitch in front of her friends, and she never did that again.
Oh yeah......I HATE Miracle Whip!!