Smegma, Smegma, Smegma....
I take you to the hospital, but they let you go... I have you arrested, but they let you go...
Please stop stalking me.
For those of you who don't know... Smegma is a VERY DISTURBED individual.. I recently returned home from a trip to Atlanta. When I arrived I was horrified to find Smegma's ugly ass covered in Vasoline sliding around in my bathtub Naked. To make it even worse, the guy shaved my pet cat and hung poor little Mittens by her tail from the top of my stairs.
Smegma.. I sincerely recommend you read and understand this article by Dr. Alan S. Brown. I think it will do you and your family a world of help.
http://my.webmd.com/content/article/1707.50279
-KC