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Old 11-29-2004, 03:41 PM  
axelcat
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: West Coast
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hawkeye
You have just under 4 weeks. Do this:

1. NO FAST FOOD
2. NO SOFT DRINKS (Coke, Pepsi, etc.)
3. NO ALCOHOL
4. For breakfast, eat a can of pineapples (also comes in handy for later when she's blowing you - you'll taste better).
5. For lunch, a chicken breast and steamed veggies. Repeat for dinner.

Go for a 30-minute walk every day after dinner.

For the inevitable munchies, buy bags of mini-carrots and just eat them.

Is this all this worth it for 5 blowjobs from your wife, who you've probably already fucked a thousand times?

Only you can answer that question, my friend...
I will try this myself
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