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This is a funny joke:
There's a black guy, a white guy and a native american. They need a place to stay for the night as they're travelling the country. So they run into this Italian guy and ask if they can spend the night. The italien says "no problem, you guys can sleep upstairs". He goes on to explain, "you guys can do whatever you want, the fridge is yours, if you want to smoke here's an ashtray, etc. Just don't go in the basement! My daughter is down there and I dont want you to disturb her."
So they're all about to go to sleep when the black guy turns to the white guy and says "man, we been traveling around for ever.. I need to get me some pussy, I'm gonna go down there and see the daughter." So the black guy goes down the stairs, very slowly, being sure not to make any noise. He gets downstairs, the girl is beuatiful and fucks the shit out of her. On the way back up, the stairs creek. He hear's the italien yell out "who is that!". So the black guy, thinking quick goes "meoooowwww". The italien guy here's this and goes "oh, it's just the cat" and goes back to sleep.
The black guy tells the white guy, "hey man, you can down there and fuck the daughter no problem, just on the way back up when the stairs creek, tell him you're the cat". So sure enough, same shit happens again, the white guy fucks the daughter and on the way back up, the stairs creek. So he goes "meoowww" and the italien thinks its the cat. When the white guy gets back to room he tells the indian. So the indian decides he's going to try it too. The white guy tells him "Remember, the stairs will creek on the way back up, so just make sure you tell him you're the cat". So the indian goes down and fucks the shit out of the daughter. On the way back up, the stairs creek. The italien yells out "who the hell is that!!" so the indian yells back
IT'S DA FUCKING CAT!!!!!
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