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Old 11-29-2004, 08:54 AM  
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A teacher tells the class that everyone is to go to the front of the class and tell a story about something exciting. It's finally Little Johnny's turn to tell his story; so he goes up to the head of the class and draws a dot on the blackboard. The teacher confused said "What is that Johnny?" Little Johnny replies, "It's a period." The teacher frustrated by Johnny's lack of participation asks, "And WHAT is so exciting about a period?!"

Little Johnny shrugs and replies, "Damned if I know! But my sister said she missed her's at breakfast this morning, then my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack and the guy next door shot himself!"
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