11-29-2004, 06:26 AM
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jellyfish 
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Stamen
A teacher asks her class "There are 5 birds on a fence, if you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Johnny who says "None, they'd all fly away at the sound of the gunshot"
The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking". Johnny says "Now I have a question for YOU"
"There are 3 women on a bench eating an ice cream cone, the first is delicately licking the sides of a triple scoop, the second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone, and the third is biting the top off the ice cream, which one is married?"
The teacher looks embarrassed and says "Well I suppose the one that gobbled down the top of the ice cream and sucked the cone..."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking!"
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