Before you scroll down, vote.
It's time to elect the Leader of the World.
Here are the facts about the three main candidates:
Candidate A is linked to corrupt politicians and consults astrologers. He had two mistresses. He smokes like a chimney and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.
Candidate B has been fired twice, sleeps until noon, smoked opium in college and drinks a quarter litre of whisky every night.
Candidate C is a medal-holder and a war hero. He's a vegetarian, drinks a beer occasionally and never had any extra-marital affairs.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
Fucked me up as well
