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Originally posted by xxxmaster
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Check out a novel from the library and write the surprise ending on its first page.
Ask people what gender they are.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book, claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed
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LOL
those are my favorites.... imma do the hairdryer one tomarrow standing next to my friends white caprice
