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Old 03-14-2002, 09:02 PM  
Dave Money
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Parents basement
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Mufizzo,

To make money with porn, all you need is for your parents to buy you a computer for Christmas. Then you call CCBill and say, "Hi! I want a porn site!" Then the people there will ask you if you know anything about basic HTML. Reply, "Nope! Just got this computer recently. Did you know it has a cup holder?" The CCBill person will say, "That's a CD-ROM..." and proceed to teach you everything you need to know about HTML. Then they'll give you free porn (mostly 70's porn, though, with people wearing big tube socks with 3 red rings), set up a website for you, set up a CCBill account for you, install their billing software, and set up a referral program and advertise your new site for you. They'll even wash your weenis for you when they're done. All you have to do then is kick back and make money!
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