As some of you know, railz has been writing for me for awhile now and has become a very valued employee of Varadox. Well........
He is an awesome writer but I can't seem to keep him in lline, he is a wild man and in DESPERATE need of attention that I, as a happily married woman, cannot give him at this time. He is in desperate need of some FEMALE companionship and we are taking applications right now to find him that "right" someone.
MUST be able to answer ALL questions below:
"Are you woman enough for Dino?"
"Could you win Dino's Heart?"
"Will you be there for him in bad times?"
"Will you promise to always treat him like he is the only man in the world for you?"
"Will you do sexual favors for him at HIS request, no matter how strange the request?"
"Do you love long walks on the beach?"
"Do you like being spoiled beyond your wildest dreams and treated like a Queen?"
"Will you promise not to EVER break his heart?" (say no to this one and you have ME to deal with!!!!!!)
"Will you swear to be his one and only til death do you part?"
"Will you make a good mother to his kids?"
"Will you be willing to relocate?"
We are starting a MASSIVE search for his "Miss Right" and if you have all the proper experience then please email me at:
[email protected]
forgot to add this:
ANY and ALL applicants will be taken by the women he works with and will be at OUR sole discretion!!
Tam