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TaDoW · 03-12-2002, 11:00 PM

jesus christ.

I just found out... this is serious shit.

It started out, several months ago I came home, and she was talking on the phone for about half an hour, completely ignored me. No biggie, it may have been an important phone call right?

Well, over time, it grew to the point where she was on the phone for a few hours each night!

Now the phone has fused itself to her head!!! The side of her face is now Black with the letters: P-A-N-I-S-O-N-I-C inscribed in it.

What do I do? she won't stop talking!! day and night, she is talking to this thing that's imbedded itself in her face.

I'm so lost, please help!

03-12-2002, 11:00 PM
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	EMERGENCY .. I need an operation for my girlfriend :-( jesus christ. I just found out... this is serious shit. It started out, several months ago I came home, and she was talking on the phone for about half an hour, completely ignored me. No biggie, it may have been an important phone call right? Well, over time, it grew to the point where she was on the phone for a few hours each night! Now the phone has fused itself to her head!!! The side of her face is now Black with the letters: P-A-N-I-S-O-N-I-C inscribed in it. What do I do? she won't stop talking!! day and night, she is talking to this thing that's imbedded itself in her face. I'm so lost, please help! __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!