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Whatever woman made that up is a bitch!
Here's mine!
# First and foremost, I love to do it!
# Extension to rule #1- So you'll get a great bj.
# I don't care what they did in the porn video you saw; I want you to be happy and have a good time so cum wherever you want.
# Extension to rule #3- Yes I love to swallow!
# Please push on the top of my head. I want you to be in control.
# I don't care how relaxed you get, it is never ok to fart. Ok I agree with this one! lol
# Having my period means that it's "hummer week" -get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit, but I' extremely horny so I need the dick anyway I can get it!
# I'm not worried about pubic hairs in my mouth cuz I'm too busy concentrating on your bj.
# Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is fine cuz I can get myself off if you're not in the mood.
# No, it doesn't particularly taste good. But I'm not swishing it around in my mouth for 30 seconds like Listerine so it really doesn't matter.
# Yes, I will do it while you watch TV.
# When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough tell them all about how much you get blown and how good it is.
# Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". It means I WANT to kiss it good morning!
Hows that? lol
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