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"Hi there, I just found out my rich uncle passed away and left me a $1 million inheritance with the stipulation I get married by Saturday. Can I get you a drink?"
"You're ugly but you intrigue me."
To a snob who shoots you down:
"Don't be so picky -- I wasn't."
"Wanna come back to a party in my toolshed?"
This last one has a slightly higher success % in the rural areas ...
You ask: "Is your father a thief?"
To which she rolls her eyes and responds: "Yea, yea. I know this one ... this is where I say 'no' and you say 'Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes, right?' "
You look puzzled, then say: "No, actually I was going to say 'coz I just saw him in men's room wearing a bra."
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