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Originally posted by Bigwilly
i just ask the woman if they want to have sex, if they say no i go find another woman to ask.
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law of averages baby. They can't ALL say "No" :D
This thread inspired me t update my website today, here's my all time favorite pick up line. It's more of a pickup technique, or. whatever.
This is one of my favorite ways to pick up women. Walk up to them, introduce yourself, and tell this joke.
Three flies find themselves trapped under a glass jar by a quick housewife. There are two girl flies and one guy. The girls are flipping out, "Oh god we're gonna die we're gonna die!" The guy fly sees an opportunity and tells one of the girls, "Listen baby, I know how we get out of here. I aint saying a word unless you fuck me though." So they do their thing. Fly style, of course.
When they get done, they have a smke and a drink and the guy fly ssays to the girl fly - "Listen - this is what you do. Fly around in circles, at least 12 circles, hit the top of the glass and make it fall over. Then we all get out of here!" She looks at him a little funny, but it seems the only hope so she does it. Buzzzzz buzzzz buzzzzzzzzzz BANG! She hits the top of the jar and falls down dead.
The other girl fly starts freaking out, "Oh shit, now we are NEVER going to get out of here! What do we do?!" Very calmly, the guy tells her that the other girl did not pay attention, and if she would like to know the answer to their dillema, she's going to have to put out too. With no other option but to fuck for freedom, she bends over and gives up the booty.
Now the guy fly says to her, "Listen sugar-tits, the other broad did it all wrong. You have to fly clockwise to get the jar to tip over! Now get us out of here and I'll take you someplace nice to eat."
Not having many other options, the girl starts making her way around the inside of the jar. Buzzzzzzzzz.. buzzzzzz..BANG! She hits the top of the jar and falls down dead.
Then the guy fly gets out of the jar and goes about the rest of his short life.
Now you go back to your drink or whatever and act non-chalant. The suspense will drive almost anyone crazy, so when she asks you how he got out... you reply, "Fuck me and I'll tell you." I love that one!