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Old 11-21-2004, 01:59 AM  
Mike Okitch
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Posts: 4,126
It's Banana Republic's fault.

Those fuckers where once the subject of an SNL sketch. They really want to have an answer when asking "how are you today?"

Not only that but if you make the mistake of telling them your name, they will say it every 1/2 a second. "Hi Mike, how are you Mike? We got a Mike special on imported Mike socks Mike. Mike, Would you like, Mike some shoes Mike and an entire Mike new outfit to go with the Mike briefs you will be Mike buying Mike?"

Assumptive fuckers. I'm not buying so don't say I will be buying and don't repeat my fucking name like a 3 year old child does when learning a new word.
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