If you just want to fuck with him, put a classified ad in the local paper (pay cash so you won't have a paper trail) in the ad list his care for sale for a really cheap price then put "only call between the hours of 3am and 8 am due to shift work....fun little annoyance ;)) or for extra kicks...place it in one of those regional papers and list his phonme and the words "collect calls are fine" oh the fun you can have
