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one time 10 years ago I was out jogging a few hours after eating tacos for lunch. bad idea.
I was along a big 6 lane street and there were neighborhoods around but I did not think anyone would let me in their house and I figured I had about 30 seconds max anyway before I lost it.....so I found some bushes along the sidewalk and tried to get behind them as best as I could, pulled down my running shorts and laid out some nice long orange mostly liquid turds.
I know at least 2 or 3 cars had to see me but I did not care. If I had gone in my shorts that shit would be running down my leg big time. After sqeezing out the last of it, I pulled my pants up and jogged for another 10 minutes before finding a gas station and using their bathroom to get cleaned up a bit... it was a bad day but it could have been a lot worse lol
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