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Originally posted by eddie-executive
[B]I was having dinner with friends after work, and started to feel sick. I left early because I was really beginning to feel uncomfortable. I hailed
a cab. I thought I could make it home to NJ ok but I had a total "assplosion" in the cab on the way to the train station... I completely spackled myself, out of nowhere I just couldn't hold it any longer.
The cabdriver stopped the car and kicked me out of the cab mostly because of the stench. I saw a gap store open. I rushed in and purchaced a pair of boxers and a new pair of jeans. After they got a wiff of me in the store they wouldn't let me use their bathroom or changing rooms. I literallly ran out. I ran all the way to the train station. I make my train with seconds to spare.
