Oh boy this is going to be fun.
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www.prohosters.com
they have all you asked for and more, up to 100 domains at no extra charge, unlimited email, cool control panel, I would have to say the best support there is online anywhere from a host. They have had downtime and as someone else pointed out, no downtime does not really exist.
They also of course have great prices. I think on the plan that would fit you request you get like 500 mb of hard drive space too.
Have Fun
And hey why fuck yourself? lots of people are always willing to do it for you!