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I was having dinner with friends after work, and started to feel sick. I left early because I was really beginning to feel uncomfortable. I hailed
a cab. I thought I could make it home to NJ ok but I had a total "assplosion" in the cab on the way to the train station... I completely spackled myself, out of nowhere I just couldn't hold it any longer.
The cabdriver stopped the car and kicked me out of the cab mostly because of the stench. I saw a gap store open. I rushed in and purchaced a pair of boxers and a new pair of jeans. After they got a wiff of me in the store they wouldn't let me use their bathroom or changing rooms. I literallly ran out. I ran all the way to the train station. I make my train with seconds to spare.
Totally soiled, I find myself slanding alone in the vestibule between two cars. I open the sliding window before the stench builds up, I sieze the moment and remove my boxers and jeans in one quick movement and toss them out the window as the train begins to move. As quickly as I can I make a move to put on the new clothes. I reach into the gap bag to find two very girly ladies shirts...................(in my rush I grabbed the wrong bag)
As the blood rushed to my face I hear the door open in the adjacent vestibule..."all tickets please!" there I stood, naked from the waste down
& wafting... and my ticket was in my pants pocket.
the rest I leave to your imagination, but it was really somthing to
behold.
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Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes
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