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Dude when I was in Vegas I was soo fucked up that I stood in line to get a signed pic of the illustrious Jenna for like 45 minutes...light headed, lips numb, stomach churning...and she had this fucking bag of "pepperidge farms mint milano's" on her little table...well when it came to my turn I was so fixated on the cookies...I forgot all about a signed pic and asked fer a fooking cookie, she gave me one and I walked off...
Jenna the cookie was good but I still want a pic...oh and by the way...I once guessed that your favorite pizza topping was ranch, and I was supposed to get a t-shirt. Welll linda stiffed me hon, hook a brotha up! Not to look a gift cookie in the mouth but I'm shirtless and homeless...with your shirt I could stave off the bitting nor cali cold and with your pic I could decorate my card board box...
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