I would say that it sounds like you've either done some serious fucking while in a suit and feel guilty about it, or you've been on the receiving end of some serious fucking by someone in a suit and are pissed at the mofos who did it.
I dunno, I don't see suits that way really, granted there are a lot of fucks in shark suits out there, and that's not at all the look I'm going for, none of that mafia-assed shiny grey shit on me.
as far as confidence issues, sure I probably lack some self confidence... but I don't require a suit to do business or feel good about myself. ask anyone, most of my days are spent wearing cargo pants or cargo shorts along with gap polo's or unbuttoned long sleeved shirts over an I Love Porn Shirt. My shoes? either beaten up brown doc martins, or a pair of tan Timberland sandals.
so why the fuck do I want suits at all? As much as I enjoy being casual, I demand that I have a sophisticated side to me as well.
I won't take my girlfriend out to a nice dinner dressed like a schmuck, she's demands a certain amount of class from me, and I'll admit that I demand the same of her. We both love dressing up and dressing nicely, I think she's sexy like that, and she's all over me when i dress in my suits.
Not only that, but I refuse to be classified as a frat boy for dressing in polos and cargos, and suits are a way that I distance myself from that crowd. Someone can tell me that I dress like a frat boy, and it's much easier to roll with it, knowing the selection of my closet.
It's my ace in the hole, if some fuck in a suit at the BMW dealer rags on me for my clothing, saying I probably can't afford the car, or should come back with mom and dad's checkbook, I can look at him and think to myself, keep talking in your $400 suit bitch, 'cause the ones I've got in my closet are worth 3 times as much.
Dunno ... maybe it makes me shallow, maybe it speaks volumes that I need to talk to a counselor, but you guys try living with a 3 inch penis and tell me what kinds of things you need to buy!
