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Originally posted by strats
you guys use listerine? ewwwww. probably flavored listerine too
Go buy everclear. the alcohol does the same thing...
... There are colonies of shit breeding in your mouth. put that shit in there and rinse for a minute do it three times in the morning and before bed. you may get drunk from the alcohol absorption if you are sensitive.
The burning is just irritation and rapid death of skin cells. however, you still have your cheeks right? and they stil produce skin cells... right? the benifit is kililng the shit producing colonies. that reminds me, Im out of everclear.
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Jesus, man! That's just fucking horrible! You must go around smelling like a boxcar hobo! Do you ever get accused of drinking too much? Are your friends trying to intervene because that's just whack! It's like brushing your teeth with shit and then wondering why everyone is asking you why your breath stinks.
Also, a bottle of Listerine costs about $8. A bottle of everclear costs around $15.