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Originally posted by NoCarrier
An escort is much better.
Strip Clubs =
The girls think that everyone in the place is a fucking loser (most guys think that the girl want to suck their cocks just because she smiled at them).
Typical lame ass thinking :
"She looked at me and smiled at me, OMG SHE WANTS ME".
The 8$ beer is ridiculous.
The 100$ (sparkling wine) bottle is ridiculous.
So basically, you go in there and throw away money for nothing.
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There was a great article on TheOnion.com a few years back titled "I think that stripper really liked me." Great stuff.