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Originally posted by KingAsher
I have had many terrible accidents, only some of them have been near death experiences though. Two come to mind. First when I was only about 5 or 6 years old, I was running around the house with a fake microphone (you know the microphone with the foam top) this time there wasnt any foam on the top of the microphone so it was just a peice of plastic. Anyhow I was running around the house , I then tripped and fell and hit the wall, the peice of plastic went up into the roof of my mouth only centimeters away from main arteries. Still have a bad ass scar on the roof of my mouth.
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no shit?
i got a scar on the roof of my mouth too, when i was 6 i had one of those huge lollipop sticks in my mouth, and it had a very sharp end.. the part where they put the candy on.
anyways. im walking into my aunt/uncles house and my fatass bitch of a cousin kicks the door in my face.. stick went into the roof of my mouth and i couldnt even look up without gagging on my own blood.
god i wanna kill that cunt.
oh yeah.. and afterwards she told my parents i was running around the house and fell, and that she tried to make me stop.