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hahah Danny, my favorite movie list would give most "movie critics" a case of the shivers ;))
my all time favorite terribly ba film is "Samson Versus The Supreme Dictator From Outer Space" It stars a pro wrestler named samson (billed as such in the title credits) who is half man and half tiger and can fly (hence the reason he has to wear a mask while wrestling (gotta hide the tiger face). He has to battle the ultimate in evil "The Supreme Dictator" who is a 70 year old man (who looks like someone's senile grandfather), who has a huge eyeball painted on his forhead and wears a paper Burger King crown on his head. He starts his reign of terror by terrorizing young Wayne Phillips and his sister/girlfriend named Sissy Phillips and even seranades her with a song to open the movie ("Green is the color of spring in the springtime, but it's brown in the autumn months"). We also can't forget the sherrif who shares a car with Samson (and a deputy who doubles as Samson's wrestling tagteam partner). Did I mention this movie was shiot with a camcorder? and that all the male leads wear bad old lady wigs? and did I mention that the space ship effects are done buy holding up a piece of construction paper with cotten glued to it and move with a magnet to mvoe the metallic spaceship? or how about the Supremem Dictator's sidekick who spouts one of my all time favorite lovie lines ("I can't wait to see this evil plan uunfold" in answer to the SD commanding "Let us spek the earth language, english")?
for those who can't wait to view this masterpiece of cinema (it's so rare and bad that it's not even listed at imdb.com) I'll bring a copy to the Florida webmaster show and hold a viewing of this sci fi/wrestling classic that my dear wife sums up with the following mini-review "That's the most unwatchful piece of shit infested garbage I've ever seen in my life...please god, let me go blind now, or better yet, I'll just stab myself in the eyes with this used fork and wear a piece of lime juice covered barebwire as a tampon")...we'll just say "thumbs up" for me and "thumbs down" from my wife ;))))
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