"So much about this anonymous message purportedly detailing the demise of someone's neighbor's dog and that neighbor's housekeeper's two cats is either wrong or unverifiable that we cannot see how it could reasonably be considered anything but false:"
So it's not true?
Spoke too soon, he did do research, though some of his statements are leaning to the side of false when there's no proof that it isn't false.. of course you can't base things off of one person's statement.
Matt