Quote:
Originally posted by HighOnAcid
With a butt naked hot-ass blonde that I plan to marry! Oh, did I mention that she was going to fuck my brains out and suck the skin off my abnormally large penis? 
For those of you sleeping alone tonight; get some astroglide! It's the next best thing to a girlfriend!!! Live long and prosper. 
|
You might have the astroglide for jerking off right now but that is about the only thing you have in your bed