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i used to be married. it was a bad idea from the get go. every time i ever had sex with my ex wife,from the frist time on, i was thinking about someone else. one of her friends, some chick i saw at the mall, whatever. one time, towards the end of our marriage i found out she was cheating on me, but she didnt know i knew. we were having sex one night, and in the middle of it i started calling her by her best friends name. she got mad and threw me out before i finished. so i waited a half hour until she was sleeping, snuck into the bedroom and jerked it all over her head. she didn't wake up because she was on ambien. so the next morning she had my dried manberry juice all over her head and pillow.
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