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Old 11-07-2004, 11:52 AM  
reynold
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dagwolf
When tweetle beetles fight, it?s called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle, it?s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

And when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

And when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle?

?They call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle,
and?

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle?s an a poodle and the poodle?s eating noodles?

?They call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle,
and?

Now wait a minute Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle.
THIS is what they call?

?A tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

~Theodor Geisel a.k.a. Dr. Seuss
my heads hurts after reading this.
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