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I'm gonna just be straight up with my kids and tell them that there is no such thing as the tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa or anything like that..
I will tell him that the money and gifts come from me and mom.. And he should be thankful for every cent I give him right now because come his/her 18th b-day I am gonna present them with a invoice with a itemized list of expenses to make their life the fantastic life it has been so far.. Then I will ask how they intend on paying me back at the current vig rate..
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I'm here for the violence!
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