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Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
What's a battle?
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When tweetle beetles fight, it?s called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle, it?s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
And when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
And when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle?
?They call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle,
and?
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle?s an a poodle and the poodle?s eating noodles?
?They call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle,
and?
Now wait a minute Mr. Socks Fox!
When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle.
THIS is what they call?
?A tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!
~Theodor Geisel a.k.a. Dr. Seuss