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Pipecrew · 02-28-2002, 12:24 PM

Little venting here!

Starting off with fellow newbie webmasters....

I am not a porn god, I do not make 1 million dollars a day, yet I get about 60 emails a day from people saying "help me make money" or "dude I just need some quick cash" first of all, what is quick cash? do people not realize that money is mostly paid Via checks or wire transfers? where the fuck is "quick" This drives me insane.... Out of those 60 emails, about 20 are people saying "check my site out, what shoudl I do to make it better" I dont have any fucking time to go look at your page on some freehost let alone care about it, yet you will email me 15 times asking me what I thought.

Also webmasters and submissions, I have a submission form yet nobody seems to fucking use it.... I email people and tell them I delete submissions that are sent to my emailbox, Does anyone listen? Nope I still get 250 submissions daily, I installed an autoresponder telling these people to use my form, does it work? nope, 250 daily

also webmasters, dont try to redirect your sites once you think you have been accepted, I wait 5 days before posting your galleries anyways! Also dont complain if I dont post your shitty galleries with only 300k movies...... If the surfer wants stupid little clips they will go to moviepost.com

On to the surfer

How retarded are some of these people? Do I look like KING CODEC, if your fucking movie wont work! do I know what version of media player you need? NO i dont, yet 4 or 5 of those emails show up everyday. "I cant play the movie" or "this site sucks I cant play the movie" well why dont you go fucking update your media player you piece of shit

I also love when you change your site format.... The people that send emails saying "we want the old format back" or "we wont come back till you change it back" Do i honestly look like I fucking care? you are 1 person out of 120,000/day that complained...

My personal favorite, when fucking surfers say "your site is popup hell" I dont have a goddamn console or even link to any sites that use popups..... What I do, is open each gallery in a new browser, how is this fucking popup hell? I email each one of them back and say, do you wanna see popup hell? click below

http://63.215.149.2/redir.asp?id=597

Like If i was trying to fuck the surfer, I would of signed up with offshore

ALSO

!!! fucking drives me insane, Dont you guys love it when you log on to Icq and it sounds like a storm of "uh oh" messages and broken class (authorization requests) this drives me mad, all simple messages like "what site do you own?" well you should fucking know, since you got my icq from it.... Or the webmasters that are like "I will see if I can trade 200 to 500" Do i want your pity traffic? go away!!!!!!! I get no fucking work done ever! and this damn board is addicting

Anyways ! this helped me vent! thank you, feel free to share your personal experiences!

02-28-2002, 12:24 PM
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Some stuff that really pisses me off Little venting here! Starting off with fellow newbie webmasters.... I am not a porn god, I do not make 1 million dollars a day, yet I get about 60 emails a day from people saying "help me make money" or "dude I just need some quick cash" first of all, what is quick cash? do people not realize that money is mostly paid Via checks or wire transfers? where the fuck is "quick" This drives me insane.... Out of those 60 emails, about 20 are people saying "check my site out, what shoudl I do to make it better" I dont have any fucking time to go look at your page on some freehost let alone care about it, yet you will email me 15 times asking me what I thought. Also webmasters and submissions, I have a submission form yet nobody seems to fucking use it.... I email people and tell them I delete submissions that are sent to my emailbox, Does anyone listen? Nope I still get 250 submissions daily, I installed an autoresponder telling these people to use my form, does it work? nope, 250 daily also webmasters, dont try to redirect your sites once you think you have been accepted, I wait 5 days before posting your galleries anyways! Also dont complain if I dont post your shitty galleries with only 300k movies...... If the surfer wants stupid little clips they will go to moviepost.com On to the surfer How retarded are some of these people? Do I look like KING CODEC, if your fucking movie wont work! do I know what version of media player you need? NO i dont, yet 4 or 5 of those emails show up everyday. "I cant play the movie" or "this site sucks I cant play the movie" well why dont you go fucking update your media player you piece of shit I also love when you change your site format.... The people that send emails saying "we want the old format back" or "we wont come back till you change it back" Do i honestly look like I fucking care? you are 1 person out of 120,000/day that complained... My personal favorite, when fucking surfers say "your site is popup hell" I dont have a goddamn console or even link to any sites that use popups..... What I do, is open each gallery in a new browser, how is this fucking popup hell? I email each one of them back and say, do you wanna see popup hell? click below http://63.215.149.2/redir.asp?id=597 Like If i was trying to fuck the surfer, I would of signed up with offshore ALSO !!! fucking drives me insane, Dont you guys love it when you log on to Icq and it sounds like a storm of "uh oh" messages and broken class (authorization requests) this drives me mad, all simple messages like "what site do you own?" well you should fucking know, since you got my icq from it.... Or the webmasters that are like "I will see if I can trade 200 to 500" Do i want your pity traffic? go away!!!!!!! I get no fucking work done ever! and this damn board is addicting Anyways ! this helped me vent! thank you, feel free to share your personal experiences!