He calls me up crying. Crying a river wider then justin. I said to the juice, "What's wrong?" He replies, "Meaty, I miss you, I cannot hide it any longer".
I said whaaaaaaaaaaa?
He goes on to say...
"Oh meaty I miss you, I am coming out of the closet for the first time in my life and I am doing it with you".
At this point in the convo I hung up the phone and immediatly took a shower to cleanse myself of the filth...
