You're a nice girl. But I gotta tell you right now that NOTHING goes in my ass. Especially not a long english cucumber. I don't mind sharing a bed with you in vegas but I swear if I wake up in the middle of the night with something large and burly shoved in my rectum I will be very upset.
shirley (10:05 AM) :
hey do u mind if i brign some veggies to the room??
This comment worries me. I am bringing duct tape and sealing off my ass before I hit the bed.
As promised a PB pic:
