quote:
"Country music is written about 3 things:
1. Your Wife Ran off On You...
2. Your Pickup Is Broken Down...
3. Your Dog Died...
WTF?? You gonna tell me I am wrong??"
yer fucking wrong.
Country music must contain one or more of these:
drinking
prison
momma
rain
pickup trucks
trains
ie:
WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
like i said before, ya'll don't know shit about country music
