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Rob · 11-04-2004, 08:34 AM

She is a huge hockey fan and I was thinking about doing it at a hockey game but as we all know....THERE IS NO FUCKING HOCKEY SEASON THIS YEAR! Thanks, assholes!

Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring.

What do you think? Good idea?

Please give me some suggestions because I have already ordered the ring so I just need a clever way to present it. I'm not going to settle for just dinner and a simple, "Will you marry me?". I want to go all out.

11-04-2004, 08:34 AM
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I'm going to propose to the woman I love, I need your advice! She is a huge hockey fan and I was thinking about doing it at a hockey game but as we all know....THERE IS NO FUCKING HOCKEY SEASON THIS YEAR! Thanks, assholes! Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring. What do you think? Good idea? Please give me some suggestions because I have already ordered the ring so I just need a clever way to present it. I'm not going to settle for just dinner and a simple, "Will you marry me?". I want to go all out. __________________