I met a girl online from Australia. She looked cute in the pics she e-mailed me. We started talking on the phone everyday. E-mailing back and forth. She was an entrepreneur and successful. Made me laugh like crazy.
I invited her to fly here for two weeks.
Went to the airport with a queasy feeling in my tummy hoping she would look exactly like her pics.
She was the last one off the plane and was literally the size of a fucking whale. The kind that has to buy 2 seats on the plane to fit.
She didn't see me right away and I started to think what the fuck do I do now. Here I'm expecting a two week fuck fest and fun with a sexy Aussie that sounded like Olivia Newton John on the phone and I got Mama Cass Elliot instead.
I was seconds away from saying fuck this I'm outta here but then said fuck I can't leave some chick that flew all the way from Australia just stranded at the airport so I said damn I'll figure out how to deal with it later.
What really sucked was we had a blast for two weeks. We laughed and personality wise we were totally compatible. But the attraction just wasn't there obviously.
Turned out the pics she sent were from 15 years before when she was in college and perfectly skinny.
And yeh, her voice was sexy and she got me horny and we did fuck. She gave me some memorable BJ's, but holy shit she had the foulest smelling tuna pussy I've ever experienced. It was the first time I ever fucked a heavy girl and I figured ahead this isn't going to be a bed of roses, but after a few drinks I was just closing my eyes, hoping for the best and thinking of the girl in the pics.
I nearly puked when I got down there and couldn't even put my face in it, so I made up an excuse that I had a stomach ache. The stink was so strong I couldn't even get it off my body. It was like getting skunked.
Anyway it was really sad because except for the looks not being there it would have been a relationship. She apologized for faking me out and all, but said when she had her real pics up no one was responding.
That's my story Quiet. Good luck bro!
