Hawaii is the safest US state
Hawaii is practically invincible. For one, most foreigners don't even know it's part of the US, if they even know that it exists. Second, it is the largest military installation in the country. Third, we have nothing of real value that any other nation would want (don't say what about Japan, if you know your history you'll know why they wanted Hawaii, plus this place is practically Japan part 2 anyway). And third, I like pie.
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