One day Ill actually tell you who I am, you might be surprised to learn but heres a tip.
On the internet you can be anyone, anything you want to be.
I can look in the phone book and pick out any name I want too.
From now on, Im going to go con people and use the name
Thomas van Dijck
I already have the address i can use and number.
Hey you never know, a year from now, maybe youll be getting calls from people thinking its me.
