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Originally posted by Chupachups
Beats me...
please divide the united states again... one civilized and one cotton picking part..
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Simple.
There's what used to be known as the Mason-Dixon line. Everything north of that is controlled by somewhat civilized, burger eating fat NASCAR watching freaks.
Everything south of that is where every soda is called Coke, every other guy is named Bubba and is constantly the subject of studies by great documentary shows...such as COPS.
Kawli-Fornia is where a former actor with a nasty accent is governor. It's also where people throw real jewelry to see fake tits.
Lousiana is where people throw fake jewelry to see real tits.
And New York is the home of Donald Trump's moodswings.